Tim Hawkins: Things you don't say to your wife.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iK2OakMoW_c

"If you're a man who wants to live a long and happy life,
these are the things you don't say to your wife"

Tim is hilarious.

From The Closer, season 3.

Will Pope:  What can I do to get you to agree with me.

Brenda Leigh Johnson:  Stop being wrong.

Caption Fail.

Maru the cat.

Be sure and watch till the end.  :-)

Another one from Big Bang Theory.

Howard:  Women, huh?  Can't live with them.  Can't successfully refute their hypotheses.

Sheldon:  Amen to that.

Big Bang Theory Again.

Sheldon: I was analyzing our lie, and I believe we're in danger of Penny seeing through the ruse.

 

Leonard: How?

 

Sheldon: Simple: If she were to log onto www dot socalphysicsgroup dot org forward slash activities forward slash other, click on "Upcoming Events", scroll down to "Seminars", download the PDF schedule, and look for the seminar on molecular positronium, well then, bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, our pants are metaphorically on fire.

Impossible!

"I don't think that's possible and this is coming from a guy who just swam 92 miles without arms or legs!"  Pa Grape