Friday, July 23, 2010

A Dave Barry quote.

"While I'm catching up on these developments, I turn on the programmable coffee maker. which I hope that someday, perhaps by attending community college,  I will learn to program.  Then I take a breakfast "sausage" of processed tofu from the freezer and pop into the microwave oven, which in seconds converts it from a frozen, unappetizing gray cylinder into a piping hot unappetizing gray cylinder. "

"Don't get me wrong.  I love technology.  I don't want to go back to the days when people had to churn their own butter  and make their own sausage, by going out to the barn and personally slaughtering tofus."

No comments:

Post a Comment